Jojo: Look. It's the creepy eyes!
Me: Do you wanna get that stalker outta my face now? K thanks.
Jojo: *holds stalker bird closer to my face*
Me: What is your problem?! Those things are creepy.....get it away you jerk
Jojo: but its funny...!
Me: you might not think its funny when I smash your stupid bird in a sec. *holds ruler (smashing device) menacingly above stalker-bird's head*
Jojo: NO! Don't do that! I spent a lot of time on this guy!
Me: *mumbles* maybe you should spend some time fixing its psyhco face.....
Jojo: what?
Me: I said holding that thing in front of me is cause for bird-smashing!
If you had seen these things, you would understand my anger.....they looked kinda like this----
creepy right?!
so now you understand my pain.
Well then. This shall be a short post as I am too bored to continue. no offense or anything.

1 comment:
Offense taken.
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