yes it IS supposed to make that noise.

I knew I would regret that post in the morning. sorry if you were permenently scarred by my insanity. things like this happen sometimes, and you should be used to it by now...

I just finished cooking my tomato soup-at-hand thingy ma jig.....while it was heating up in the old fashioned microwave here at college, it started making suspicious noises.

random bystander: are you overcooking your food?

me: no, actually. I am not....I put it in there like two seconds ago

random bystander: but it sounds like-

me: yes, I know it sounds like explosive diahrrea

random bystander: I was going to say that it sounded like it was bubbling over or something.....but yeah I guess what you said works too. *walks away with strange expression*

I probably wouldn't have piped up with this observation that made me sound weird and immature, but many people have told me that my food was making strange noises in the microwave...(pretty much every time I bring soup for lunch actually) and I was sick of the annoying questions. I mean, I'm standing right here in front of the microwave, letting it send all its microwave radiation straight into my body, so I think I know that my lunch is having bowel issues. I can hear it too.

but no matter how gross and mutant my soup sounds while its being nuked, it still comes out all warm and delicious so I don't worry about what it could be doing in there to cause such loud and disturbing noises. is it gross that I drink soup from a cup that may or may not be having explosive diahrrea? nope not really.

welcome to the story of my life.

this has nothing to do with procrastinating I SWEAR...oh wait. yes it does. EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE DOES. win. sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....

sorry about the rambly title or whatever. It is currently 1:20am and I just finished working on the rough draft of my music video analysis paper for english. Of course, being me.....we were told about this paper almost 2 weeks ago and I did it all tonight. win for me. It doesn't suck I guess, but it also doesn't rock. Good thing its a rough draft or I might get a C on it or something (GASP!!!)


anyway.
I really shouldn't be ttyping in the middle of the night. My brain runs on a completely different and strange frequency around this time of the day. Not good.
I mean look at this....I'm capitalizing things- WTH?! I never do that online. barely ever. sometimes. but not at the beginning of sentences, because where'es the fun in that???


I realllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy need to sleep. I don't think I've fallen asleep before 2am in like.....months. Or maybe years. like I care. oh wait yes I do.


I feel like I'm not making any sense. If I'm not, just tell me.
because sometimes people need to know their mistakes if they are to fix them.


that sounded really deep or something. but it wasn't. I SWEAR!!!!


by the way, I stumbled upon something freakishly COOL today on the online!
have I written in all caps in this post?
yes.
has it happened more than twice?
indeed it has.


oh gosh RUN FOR THE HILLS! this can only lead to bad things...
it makes me feel like a ten year old or something......and I'm not I PROMISE.


o.O why do I keep doing that?!?!?!
I need hep please.


I can't even type soimple words anymore....
my brain is shutting down all smartness centerssskiiiiihnawwersdvggggggggggg
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sorry about that. I THINK I fell asleep on the keyboard...can't really be sure. anyways.....onward!
(I will regret this in the morning most likely)


oh yeah- that thing I found- Know Your Meme it has all kinds of fun internet meme stuff.....I think this one was remarkably laughable.
but only if your me at 1:42 in the morning. don't judge me.


oh. my. gosh. I never ate dinner....crap, IM GOING TO DIE probably.  maybe. not really no. but I'm hungryyyyyy....


I should really stop this before it gets out of hand.


oops too late.

its cheesy! its easy!

yum yakisoba.

but they should really think about the way labels are worded better.....those are two things you definently don't eer want to say to a girl...

they are basically amazing though...

so this recently my school's drumline had a weekend camp. We practiced friday afternoon and all day saturday. Of course, having about 25 teenagers hanging around requires much snackage and such, so they had provided plenty of chips and fruit, and.....animal crackers.

My friend Sara discovered this one in her bag:

I told her she could probably get $500 for this disgusting mutant on ebay, but I don't think she believed me......

well, this is all for today because I don't have much time.....so have fun with your life peoples. :D

UPDATE: by the way, I got this awesomely rad new layout at pyzam.com (in case you hadn't noticed the orange bar at the top or the little logo over there to the left somewhere....) they have basically all the most amazing layouts ever. and not just for blogger, they also have myspace and other random junks of that nature. I'm not sure what the significance of the random orb over there <-- is, but it rocks all the same ^_^

UPDATED UPDATE: comments don't work for some reason, I'm trying to find a way to fix this problem, but until then, use the cbox thingy on the right to comment. I'm trying to find a new layout/template thing without that retarded orange bar at the top, so if you have any suggestions for website where I can find one, leave those in a comment too

watching my programs, eating stale ice cream cones, and fixing an incompetant person's iPod. yay thursday.

I hate chocolate syrup.
I just felt like I had to get that out there.
It's just gross, okay? Nesquik is wayyyyy better. don't judge me.

Have you ever been to hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com?
you should. it makes me feel happy inside.

All kinds of fun adventures involving unicorn stabbings, meth labs, stealing the internet, a boyfriend who doesn't understand about the orcs and rapists in the cellar, freezing to death, michael cera, and stripping to shamelessly show off her sexiness....are just few of the things that make me want to be Allie. I don't see how there could possibly be a better blogger in the world.
I wish I was ADHD.....maybe it would make me funnier.

oh well.
I will have to make do with living vicariously through her...okay that sounds really stalker-ish. But I do show her blog off to all of my friends so they can witness the greatness....(I think the stripping one scared my brother, though)

I'm planning to do some more shameless promoting of mine and Allie's blogs by tagging our urls all over my neighborhood and surrounding areas.....there shall be pictures posted. it will be epic.

On another note.
Today I was at my bestest friends house illegally downloading music onto his ipod (pretend I didn't say that just then....I was....kidding) and he was like:

kayden: Want an ice cream cone?
me: sure....?
kayden: *goes upstairs to retrieve said snackage*
kayden: here.
me: thanks, I think. Do you eat plain ice cream cones frequently?
kayden: sure. all the ice cream is bad...
me: *takes bite* EW, GROSS I think these things are stale *nibbles cone*

kayden: then why are you still eating it?
me: I don't know.....


and I still don't. I didn't finish the nasty stale thing though, here's a picture:

anyways......so....I'm gonna go toss this ice cream cone before it comes to life and tries to bite my head off. dont judge me -.-

"Oh hey! I don't remember your name or anything about you, or even how I know you in the first place......no offense or anything."

you know that feeling you get when you see someone you know, but you can't remember their name?
and how you know that eventually they will notice you, come running over and say "oh my gosh! its been a long time! how have you been?!" and of course they will remember you completely.....
that awkward feeling?

thats how it feels when you know you have to post something, but don't know what.
and you know expectations are high and everyone in the world is counting on you not to screw this up and it has to be funny but it can't be made up because thats just lazy and cheating and oh my gosh its been five days and i haven't posted anything what am i supposed to do now?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

I have that feeling. right now. it sucks completely.
having absolutely no idea what to post, but having to post anyway because I made a commitment to post "at least five times a week, maybe six" and I am already half of the way through this week and this is only my first post! WTH?!

sorry.
ranting.

I am just not having a good day.......its not your fault.

I don't understand what you're trying to do...

In art class the other day, as we were working on our "series" projects. My friend decided to be a jerk with her uber-creepy-eyed bird things......

Jojo: Look. It's the creepy eyes!

Me: Do you wanna get that stalker outta my face now? K thanks.

Jojo: *holds stalker bird closer to my face*

Me: What is your problem?! Those things are creepy.....get it away you jerk

Jojo: but its funny...!

Me: you might not think its funny when I smash your stupid bird in a sec. *holds ruler (smashing device) menacingly above stalker-bird's head*

Jojo: NO! Don't do that! I spent a lot of time on this guy!

Me: *mumbles* maybe you should spend some time fixing its psyhco face.....

Jojo: what?

Me: I said holding that thing in front of me is cause for bird-smashing!

If you had seen these things, you would understand my anger.....they looked kinda like this----

creepy right?!

so now you understand my pain.

Well then. This shall be a short post as I am too bored to continue. no offense or anything.

velveeta shells and cheese FTW

I'm sittin here eating lunch, waiting for my bus, when suddenly- oh CRAP. I haven't posted anything since tuesday.....

so here I am.

Last night was Awana (every wednesday...)
basically I get to chase a bunch of little kids around for 2 hours.
My favorite part of the whole night was when some kid (who wasn't even supposed to be in my class)
was at the water fountain.
she was like- "this fountain smells like waffles..." and proceeded to sit there sniffing the fountain for the next 3 minutes....

it was great.
earlier one of the kids informed me that her burps smelled like beef jerky, "and it tastes like is too!!"
I am glad to know her parents give her a balanced dinner before sending her to us....
of course putting me in charge of the fate of ten kindergarten-2nd grade kids wasn't a real good parenting decision either....but who am I to judge?


I drew invader zim.

Last year I drew Gir, and finally decided he should have Zim with him....of course they are seperated by at least 30 pages, but, c'mon now......I can only do so much....

so here are the pictures-

This just about sums up my feelings ^_^

*gasp* second post pf the day!
sorry, but this was begging to be posted....