I was cleaning out my flash drive today- deleting old files I don't need anymore- when I came across a list of "Mrs. Davis Quotes" from last year.
Mrs. Davis was my pre-calculus teacher at the high school last year. She was old, she had a strange obsession with math, and was extremely insane.
but she gave us candy. what more could we ask for?
these are the things she would say to us on a daily basis:
- “Oh my gosh! You’re like the Jolly Rancher magnet!!!”
- “Cheatin’ Man: down and dirty”
- “Sha-ZAAAAAAM!!!”
- “Need Answers? Check the ceiling!”
- “You know, I’m very into fashion.” (“Oh, we’ve noticed”)
- “… and that’s just peachy-keen dandy.”
- “How do I know? ‘Cuz I’m smart.”
- “You’re getting’ kinda beastly yourself.”
- “I’m the math beast!” / “Yeah, I’m pretty beast.”
- “Time to take ROLL….”
- “GET MY LIGHTS!”
- “…and if you think that’s a threat, IT IS!”
- “I feel awkward not being here.”
- “Don’t have a nervous breakdown yet, we have plenty of time for nervous breakdowns.”
- “I am missing one of my jewels…Oh, its Violet the Cripple.”
- “I’m completely mystified by your actions.”
- “He’s got really weird pathways.”
- “I told you, I’m not trying to kill you. I’m doing a pretty good job of killing you, but I’m not even TRYING.”
- “You were fooling around with an amazing pencil.”
- “Hey Ladybug.”
- “You’re my New York twin.”
- “That’s fa-hunky.”
- “Pull your shirt up! What have you become, a sex goddess?!”
- “Don’t cry again, Jason. It’s so un-manly….so disgusting. (he just stands outside my door all day, crying)”
- “What have you smoked at lunch today?!”
- “Welcome to Geeksville. It’s a great place to live. Have some candy.”
- “I don’t mean to make you feel dumb…”
- “Yeah, you look a little allergic today.”
- “You people are sick.”
- “What the heck is wrong with this thing?!”
- “Crum-bum ka-doodley pops.”
- “NO, I’M NOT ALRIGHT!!”
- “I don’t get upset when things are bad…unless they’re BAD.”
- “Go to the laundry room, there’s a lot of graph paper there I hear.”
- “Who would want to go to a bank under an umbrella in the middle of the field?”
- “Look at that old lady skin….ewww.”
- "Get me a Jolly Rancher too, while you're in there. NO! NOT PURPLE! The purple ones are gross!"
- “They own your SOUL!!”
- “….well shooty-tooty.”
if only I had gotten this stuff on video.
4 comments:
lol that is one wacked lady
yeah. sometimes it was a little disturbing...
wow. i wish all old people could be that cool. there would be a lot less lawn-chasing-off and a lot more laughing.
this old woman creeps me out...and i don't know her!
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