bomb applesauce torch worm shower leather jacket knife.

yes. yes I did just write a list of random words and pass it off as a legit title.

dang it! I should have put "legit" in that list. it's basically the best word ever invented.

I'm gonna get to the point, I promise.

um.....yeah

I can't remember...

oh right.

I decided that I'm just going to put a bunch of random stuff smashed together in this post.
it won't make sense and it will probably be confusing but I don't care. I should have called this "ADD Post".

I went to google today and it has pac-man instead of the logo and you can actually play it and stuff and I was really excited about it and wasted about 10 minutes playing it over and over. and over.

I am going to post some pictures that I drew eventually. including that severed foot. because I feel like it. eventually.

yesterday I remebered that I used to have a diary about 8 years ago and there's probably something really funny in there so I'm going to try to find it and post some stuff from it. Are you excited yet?

um...let's see....what else.....

I was sick for the past two days. on Wednesday I woke up and when I sat up I just fell over again. I thought I was going to be stuck there for hours because my mom wasn't home and no one would here me if I started yelling and man, I really should have gotten one of those LifeAlert things and then I wouldn't have to worry about it because with LifeAlert "you can live alone without ever being alone" and they show that lady laying on the floor in her house and she's like "help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" and I just laugh at her but I'm not laughing now because I'm in the same situation and the room is spinning and oh crap I'm too young to die and then I realize I can just crawl to the stairs and then slide down and I'll be that much closer to the TV which as you know is the only important thing when you're probably going to die.

but I feel 80% better now.
my throat is still hurting pretty bad but its way better than when I had Scarlet Fever 2 years ago.

I've been wondering for a while if I shared my birthday with any supa fly famous people so I checked but it turns out its just a bunch of barely famous people no one remembers, like Tempest Bledsoe.

But I do share my birthday with Jerry Garcia, who I couldn't care less about, but he got an ice cream flavor named after him, so that's an admirable accomplishment. and Coolio- ew rap. and Herman Melville, the really weird dude who wrote such brain-busting books as Billy Budd and Moby Dick.

 and Francis Scott Key which is super ironic because I defiled the National Anthem when I wrote a parody of it about boredom and it starts off with "I'm so bored I could cry, I don't know what to do. Sitting here all day long, watching videos on YouTube...."

I should really make a video for that.
and August 1 is also Friendship Day. doesn't that just warm your heart?


you know that awesome movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off? of course you do. I wanna watch it again.

and I feel like posting these:

that last one is definitely my favorite.