if your pants are on fire, being a liar becomes less important.

you know those shirts with all the clever sayings on them?

the ones that, whenever you see them, you instantly think "oh my lasagna, I want that shirt" or "wow. I say that same thing all the time!"

those shirts?

well, I've decided that I could make some that are just as good, if not better.

you ready for this?

that was just a warm-up.

people who say that are stupid, and deserve to go die right here in front of me, so I can watch.

you heard me.

onward.

 

 

I've decided to try to make one awesome shirt per week....

like a tradition or something.

should be entertaining.